Hypnotics

Unleash the Chaos: The "Don't Fit Your Agenda" Shorts

You don't just "go for a jog"—you tear up the asphalt. whether that's on a bike, in the pit, or just making a statement. You need shorts that can take a beating and still look damn good. Our shorts are your second skin for every unapologetic move you make.

When the going gets tough—and you know it will—the vibrant, chaotic prints kick that adrenaline into overdrive. They're not just a style choice; they're the battle cry you've been waiting for. Play hard. Get Rowdy.

Specs Built for the Unruly

The Stretch: Four-way stretch fabric—it bends and recovers across the grain and length so you can move, thrash, and recover on your terms
The Feel: Made with a smooth, comfortable microfiber yarn—because even the toughest exterior deserves a soft core.
The Build: Reinforced with overlock and cover-stitch construction. These aren't falling apart.
The Comfort: Secured with a comfortable elastic waistband that stays put when you're raising hell
The Pledge: All Rowdy Rags products are ethically sourced—we fight the system, not the worker.




This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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